01-06-2009, 02:51 AM | #1 |
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I made a HUGE mistake today...Need advice ASAP...
I hit my girlfriend today.. wow I feel like such shit. I guess im gonna get picked up by the cops tomorrow, so I figured I would tell Camaro5 what happend.
We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 3, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades. This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it. Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down. We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home to call my mom about the incident.. When my mom heard about it, my mom got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought " yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house at about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air. Last edited by Mindz; 01-06-2009 at 01:25 PM. |
01-06-2009, 03:00 AM | #2 |
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You Bar Steward!!!
You did have me until 3rd para. But I saw your smiley!! I was thinking holy chit!! This dude is going down!! We all lose it sometimes but hitting a woman is kindda low!
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01-06-2009, 04:04 AM | #3 |
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That was... horrible.
I thought it was real till I got to the fresh price lyrics. I didn't even notice the smiley. - Xanthos
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01-06-2009, 04:09 AM | #4 |
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That was a good one... I was totally hooked til she sent you to Belair too.
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01-06-2009, 05:35 AM | #5 |
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Well ya gotta keep ya pimp hand strong...
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01-06-2009, 08:19 AM | #7 |
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I was this close the closing the thread, and contacting you (Mindz).
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01-06-2009, 08:40 AM | #8 |
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Funny.
My first thought, scratch that, second thought(first thought was must be a tuff guy to hit a girl) after I started reading it before the 3rd paragraph was why the hell would you go onto a message board and openly tell people you punched your girlfriend. The only time it is ok to rush online and tell people you punched a girl is if it is a donkey punch. |
01-06-2009, 09:04 AM | #9 |
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01-06-2009, 11:08 AM | #10 |
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Since he got three of us I think it's mandatory that he be permanently
I saw it in the
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01-06-2009, 11:20 AM | #11 |
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I called the cops and they are on their way. Not because you hit a girl, but because you totally had me. I was holding my nose and thinking "holy crap! what's he gonna do?!" I hate you. But I do love that cab.
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01-06-2009, 11:53 AM | #12 |
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Glad to see I that you guys read it all the way through. I thugt I'd lighten the mood for the new year and take your minds off certain things...(recession discussion)
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I was ready to post up: "Well, Mindz wont be returning to the site for some time" Then I remembered we live in America, and you would probably have internet in jail anyways because of how well we treat some of our criminals. So you really wouldn't be hurtin much at all. Very funny. |
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you had me Mindz untill the 3rd paragraph
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