[Bangarang]

My mom telling me she found a used condom under my bed, that was pretty embarrassing. I had told her to stop cleaning my room long before that because I knew eventually she wouldn't be happy with something she found.

Also, having her tell me that my "friend" was being too loud the night before.

[Ivas]

When I was younger, I thought I was so goddamn cool (and I was, too) that I was walkin' down the street in wintertime Boston, for the viewing of some hella fine honeys, like I was doin' the werewolves of London, when I slipped and fell on my ass on the ice! At that moment, all I could think of was to say, "I meant to do that." The chicks giggled; ouch, that was embarrassing.

[upflying]

embarrassing moment?
getting married

[WadeWilson]

I was 14, and had my head turned looking at this girl, and as I turned back to watch where I was going I walked straight into a light pole.

[Bangarang]

Originally Posted by Ivas

When I was younger, I thought I was so goddamn cool (and I was, too) that I was walkin' down the street in wintertime Boston, for the viewing of some hella fine honeys, like I was doin' the werewolves of London, when I slipped and fell on my ass on the ice! At that moment, all I could think of was to say, "I meant to do that." The chicks giggled; ouch, that was embarrassing.

hahaha, funny story, but funnier when you think it in a bahston accent


One time I was playing slo-pitch in a big tournament where I live. I was running to the fence trying to catch a homerun before it went over the fence. I didn't even notice I had hit the warning track. So I jumped and just missed the ball, but slammed my head into the top of the fence, luckily it was plastic guarding the top, rather than metal. When I woke up a few seconds later I tried to get up, but I couldn't move. When I looked at my legs I WAS ACTUALLY UNDERNEATH THE FENCE! I don't know how, but I slid under the fence after hitting it. All I could hear was my mom in the bleachers screaming "IS HE OKAY?!?!!?" non-stop. Another fielder had to lift the fence for me to slide out from under it. That was pretty embarassing... and I kinda forgot about it til now.

[Ivas]

When I was twenty-one I was in France where I was pretty broke; I stayed in a youth hostel for 'bout six dollars a night. The rooms are dormitories with about eight beds in each, men and women combined (you know how them Frenchies are).
Well, I had just bought a new pair of shorts (cheap ones) and wasn't that hip to French sizes yet. The ones I got were pretty snug. I stripped down to put 'em on. It required some wriggling. Unbeknownst to me a couple of chicks were in the room too. They had a merry time of my struggle. Damn, that was chagrinning.

[helmincamaro]

Originally Posted by Shardik2SS

I was 14, and had my head turned looking at this girl, and as I turned back to watch where I was going I walked straight into a light pole.

I got a pair of really dark tinted sunglasses, you can't even see my eyes through them..... I can sit looking in one direction, with my eyes pointed at a hot girl in the other direction and nobody can tell . Well, the other day I was sitting checking this girl out at lunch through my glasses...... then I realized I didn't have them on

[Blue17CamaroZL1]

I was out bowling with my friends many moons ago. It was my turn to bowl so I grab my ball, step up to the approach and then WHAM!!! My pants and undershorts end up around my ankles. My buddy Vinny had snuck up behind me to pants me, but ended up grabbing both my pants and shorts. So there I am, standing up in front of the world, flapping in the breeze.

[Bangarang]

Originally Posted by Blue10CamaroSS

I was out bowling with my friends many moons ago. It was my turn to bowl so I grab my ball, step up to the approach and then WHAM!!! My pants and undershorts end up around my ankles. My buddy Vinny had snuck up behind me to pants me, but ended up grabbing both my pants and shorts. So there I am, standing up in front of the world, flapping in the breeze.

Same thing happened to my buddy at our grad party. Right when the cops came into the back yard someone pants'd my buddy standy beside me, got his underwear too. He was so drunk he didn't realize somehow and was just standing there like an idiot with his pants around his ankles. This lady cop started walking toward us so I punched him in the shoulder and told him to pull up his pants before she threw us in a cruiser. She must've thought we were pretty stupid!

[Ivas]

This moment was more than embarrassing; it frightened me and made me wish I had never seen it. This happened in 1962, I was then seven years old.

In Berkeley, the YMCA had a large indoor heated pool. Often, due to the generally cool weather of the North Bay area, it was the only place a kid could swim. I loved swimming.
This day, for some forgotten reason, I was the very last kid outa' the pool and inta' the locker room. Being alone was okay, it was when I could hear some plaintive cries comin' from the shower room that I became apprehensive.

I was still in my swimming trunks; I looked around the corner into the shower room, and there was a boy about my age being sodomized by a grown man. Holy shit, I was scared, I got dressed right over my wet trunks and headed out and upstairs through the buzz-lock doors, waiting the two seconds until the door was allowed to unlatch seemed like forever. I could hardly breathe.

I told my mother, who was the first adult I saw coming out the front door. She said I must have imagined it, and that I oughta' forget the whole thing. She told me never to mention it again. I could tell that she knew that I was being truthful. That's what embarrassed me; my mother was a coward, and I saw it plain as day.

[skipinminn]

Me and my Brothers were young and we were Skinny dipping at the Local Lake. Just as the cops rolled up we were exiting the water. Wouldn't ya know it Both the Cops were women. I think they were more embareAssed then us. They hit the siren yelled get the hell out of this park and left. LOL

[Iroczlover]

lol I have a couple.

One when I was oh like 12/maybe 13 years old I was out riding one of my horses, with friends & family. My Grandfather who was watching us from a friends house. the horse started bucking like normal, & my grandfather told, my mom to get me off the horse before it killed me!!!!! I told him I know how to ride & to leave me alone!!!!!
He decied at that time it was time for me to stop riding that horse & pulled me off & spanked my butt. I miss him dearly.



When my husband & I got married his dad did the wedding & when he came to the Do you dan take Tammy for your wife he said instead Do you Dan take, Dorthey to be your wife. I miss him too!!!!

both men are gone from my life but not gone from my heart

[jdcvictory11]

In sixth grade, there was this girl that I really liked from my class. Her friends found out that I liked her and told me that she liked me too. They convinced me to go talk to her. After building up every bit of courage, I did. Well it turned out she wanted nothing to do with me and made it loudly known in front of everyone. Everyone in class had a good laugh at my expense. SCREW YOU JILL!!!!

[GunnyG]

Tried to do the Darth Vader kid remote start thing to some of my buddies at work. They were checking out my car in the parking lot. I was watching from the window. I hit the trunk release instead of the remote start. What a dummy!!!