[cab2g]

So today I was looking for my umbrella because it was raining and I find a mascara brush between the passenger seat and the door, bottles of water behind the passenger seat and torn up mint wrapper pieces in the cup holder. Can you believe the nerve!?!?

What should I do to rectify this??? I've banned food, makeup and garbage from the car, but she keeps sneaking it in!

The more absurd the solution, the better. I'm bored and I need entertainment.

[heRS]

Show her this then ask for her support... she does not want you to go COCD on her.

CSA or "Camaro Seperation Anxiety" is commonly seen among Gen5 owners. Those afflicted mention having mild to severe reactions to any amount of time disengaged from some form of activity with their Camaro. CSA sufferers often find themselves outside of work on break looking at their Camaro if not taking their entire break in their Camaro. They go outside in the middle of the night to check on their Camaro. If they are without their Camaro for too long they begin to have a bout of CSA.
CSA is often coupled with COCD "Camaro Obsessive Compulsive Disorder". Aside from endlessly repetitive behavior like DDD (Detail, Detail, Detail), and constantly picking imaginary specks of dust from carpeting, seats, or headliner, CSA/COCD sufferers find it hard to remain silent when others enter the shrine that is the Camaro. These hard line cases are often caught inflicting suffering on others who have committed such heinous CACs (Crimes Against Camaros) such as buying/eating fast food within the interior of the Camaro, scraping one's feet upon the door sill of the Camaro, touching the camaro with fingers leaving fingerprints, leaning against or over the Camaro or touching anything inside the Camaro.
Especially terrifying are the episodes whereby the sufferer of CSA/COCD allows another to actually drive their Camaro, triggering a bout of PSFBS (Passenger Side Foot Brake Syndrome) which speaks for itself.
One immediate way for the CSA/COCD afflicted to find relief any time they find themselves feeling the pull of CSA is to engage in HRFT (Heavy Right Foot Therapy). HRFT causes immediate release of endorphins causing the individual to experience PG (Perma Grin).
For those of you who live with someone who is or if you are afflicted with CSA/COCD, you are in the right place. We understand, and support you.

[Milk 1027]

Get rid of her. The use of a car deoderant or vaccum in your car is rediculous.
You shouldn't have to clean and spend time with the car you love.

[heRS]

I would also call her to the carpet on the mascara - was she using YOUR rvm to apply mascara while going down the road talking on her cel phone?
She should be flogged if she cannot support you in your affliction.

[dfairman]

My wife did the same thing. Then I said, for every item I find I buy a new mod... deal with it! Hasn't left anything in since I installed my flowmaster

[2ndgenz28]

Snag a plasic spoon from the mess, use heat to melt it down into a solid shape and then sharpen it on the cement wall, wait till she is washing her hair and shank her in the shower.

[ron10]

be like me.my wife does not drive the camaro.problem solved.

[FFPM73]

HIDE THE KEYS!!!!!!!!

[y2k king]

i've been divorced three times for lesser things.

[2010 SSRS]

ban her from any access to the Camaro

[hot_rod]

Sounds like a job for the .....

Trunk Monkey....!!!

[RAdams]

Put police tape around the car then hold a trial.

[Milk 1027]

Originally Posted by 2ndgenz28

Snag a plasic spoon from the mess, use heat to melt it down into a solid shape and then sharpen it on the cement wall, wait till she is washing her hair and shank her in the shower.

That was my second option.


Or you could cut the brake lines of her car, and make the accelerator stick when she presses it.

That'll show her.....

[cab2g]

wow. this thread delivers. I actually laughed out loud at some of the advice!