[TXCSSU]

Originally Posted by FlukeSS

Well then if that's the case last summer I had 32 middle fingers total in one ef'ing day!

...when you have a spreadsheet of all the times a bird doodied on your car...

[ZPirate]

.....when you get a look from every Challenger, Charger and Mustang driver you see as well as a few Ram, F150 and Silverado drivers.

[TXCSSU]

...when you google street view a business address to see if they have an entrance that will lay waste to your front splitter.

[Jman64]

When your pot hole avoidance starts to look like you're driving your own personal slalom course.

[detamble13]

...when your neighbours have accepted they will be woken up at 6am because that's what time you go to work

[flobb]

Originally Posted by detamble13

...when your neighbours have accepted they will be woken up at 6am because that's what time you go to work

alternatively
... when you rev a little on your late night ice cream run because your neighbor runs a hauling business with a pair of diesel trucks that he warms up for 30 minutes before 6am everyday.

[FlukeSS]

Originally Posted by TXCSSU

...when you have a spreadsheet of all the times a bird doodied on your car...

I even know what times of the day it happens. So it determines where I park in my driveway to alleviate the most number of bombardments.

[LT1gen6]

You know you drive a Camaro when

You row through the M6 and the V8 sound displaces any desire to listen to anything else

[BlackbeastSS2]

You never park your Camaro in a parking lot and it’s always a parallel park on the street with the corner spot only to reduce your baby from getting hurt. Plus you always open the door for your woman not because you have great manners but she has big ass long nails and just doesn’t no how to open a car door without scratching the clear coat.

[TXCSSU]

...when you buy something online and select "curbside pickup" so you don't have to worry about parking with the masses.

...when you are onsite at a project site and notice a Porsche Panamera parked onsite and decide to take the Camaro.

[arpad_m]

Originally Posted by LT1gen6

You know you drive a Camaro when

You row through the M6 and the V8 sound displaces any desire to listen to anything else

I have the A8 (hope I'm still worthy of a Camaro ), performance shift mode evokes quite similar emotions, and oh, those WOT shifts are pure ecstasy

Originally Posted by BlackbeastSS2

You never park your Camaro in a parking lot and it’s always a parallel park on the street with the corner spot only to reduce your baby from getting hurt. Plus you always open the door for your woman not because you have great manners but she has big ass long nails and just doesn’t no how to open a car door without scratching the clear coat.

Parking near a street corner?? No way, when you have a Camaro, all you can think of is some idiot wiping someone else out and slamming into your baby (https://youtu.be/wPxSxQn05R8, not for the faint of heart)

Originally Posted by TXCSSU

...when you buy something online and select "curbside pickup" so you don't have to worry about parking with the masses.

...when you are onsite at a project site and notice a Porsche Panamera parked onsite and decide to take the Camaro.

#facts

[redcoats1976]

Originally Posted by detamble13

...when your neighbours have accepted they will be woken up at 6am because that's what time you go to work

they would have loved my 400 pontiac with judge carb and intake,honkin cam and headers.i left for work at 330 a.m. monday through friday.only comment i ever recieved was that the car sounded good...shoulda divorced my wife and married that woman.

[TXCSSU]

...when you notice a car parked a foot away from the curb and it doesn't bother you like it used to because you notice that it almost has the same ground clearance that your car does, but then you make it a point to get within 4 inches of the curb so that when the person comes out and sees that your car is parked closer, they will respect your parking ability.

...when you hear a 4-cylinder with a fart cannon exhaust tip and downshift to drown out their noise.

[TXCSSU]

...when you miss your exit on the highway on purpose because the clown in the VW GTI with new paper plates has been pacing you for about 5 minutes. I sped up a bit, he'd speed up a bit, I slowed down, he slowed down. I have no problem giving someone buyer's remorse, at the expense of an extra exit.