[Iwantone2]

Originally Posted by coolman

Granted: but their together because it's really and intervention for the things you been doing.

I wish Monster trucks were legal for the road.

Granted: you are forced to drive a Smart car and you see a monster truck hurling towards you in your rearview mirror...have a nice day!

i wish i could go to a live UFC event

[coolman]

Granted: but , you have to work in the men's bathroom all night keeping it clean and your not allowed to leave your post.




I wish I were invisible.

[jrboyd_1980]

Granted: You are invisible, you are so happy that you run across the street to tell your friends, and the City Dump Truck couldn't see you. You now become the worlds first invisible speed bump.

I wish for a pony.

[Xanthos]

Granted: I hope you enjoy your new mustang V6 w/ pony package.

I wish for a good book.
- X

[Captain Vlad]

Originally Posted by Xanthos

I wish for a good book.
- X

Granted. The climax and epilogue have been removed, though.

I wish I wasn't so congested.

[coolman]

Granted: but, now you can't read

I wish their was no possible way to make any of my wishes corrupt.

[Xanthos]

Originally Posted by Captain Vlad

I wish I wasn't so congested.

Granted, but you now have mucus draining out of your noise at an alarming rate.

Originally Posted by coolman

I wish their was no possible way to make any of my wishes corrupt.

Granted, but you no longer get any wishes.

I wish I had a coffee.
- X

[coolman]

granted: but , It is so hot that it just burnt your lips off.

I wish I had a cow.

[CamaroFemme]

Originally Posted by Captain Vlad

Granted. The climax and epilogue have been removed, though.

I wish I wasn't so congested.

Rofl, nice sig!

(Actually a quote from me while listening to Hair Nation yesterday.)

[CamaroFemme]

Originally Posted by coolman

I wish I had a cow.

Granted, but now you live in India.

In India, sacred cow owns YOU!

I wish I had a foot massage.

[Xanthos]

Originally Posted by coolman

granted: but , It is so hot that it just burnt your lips off.

I wish I had a cow.

Granted, but its this cow:



and its very, very pissed off.

I wish I had a new keyboard.
- X

[Xanthos]

Originally Posted by CamaroFemme

Granted, but now you live in India.

In India, sacred cow owns YOU!

I wish I had a foot massage.

Granted, but its being given via meat tenderizer.

repeat: I wish I had a new keyboard.
- X

[coolman]

Originally Posted by Xanthos

Granted, but its this cow:



and its very, very pissed off.

I wish I had a new keyboard.
- X

Granted: but now you have no hands

I wish I was that meat tenderizer .

[CamaroFemme]

Originally Posted by coolman

I wish I was that meat tenderizer .

Coolman: Charming ALL the ladies.