[Dave_O]

Originally Posted by Booster

Granted...you just been given a life sentence without parole for a crime you didn't commit.

I wish I knew more about performance mods for my new Camaro.

Damn, you got me!

Granted: but on your first run you blew it up

I wish it wouldn't get below 70 anymore!

[lil_chef]

Originally Posted by Dave_O

Damn, you got me!

Granted: but on your first run you blew it up

I wish it wouldn't get below 70 anymore!

Granted Polar ice caps melt and flood all of the northern hemisphere.

i wish the trash took itself out

[Dave_O]

Originally Posted by lil_chef

Granted Polar ice caps melt and flood all of the northern hemisphere.

i wish the trash took itself out

Granted: but you got thrown out in the process

I wish I had better luck..

[tribone]

Originally Posted by lil_chef

Granted Polar ice caps melt and flood all of the northern hemisphere.

i wish the trash took itself out

Granted: But it only does once a year

I wish I was a better gamer

[Dave_O]

Originally Posted by tribone

Granted: But it only does once a year

I wish I was a better gamer

Mine was better than yours! lol


Granted: But now your wife, your friends, all your family and everyone you know left you!

I wish I were a drag racer!

[tribone]

Originally Posted by Dave_O

Granted: but you got thrown out in the process

I wish I had better luck..

Granted: You win the lottery. But its $10

I wish I could run faster

[lil_chef]

Originally Posted by tribone

Granted: But it only does once a year

I wish I was a better gamer

Granted you go pro and never talk to females again and forever live in your parents basement.

i wish my job wasnt so awful

[tribone]

Originally Posted by Dave_O

Mine was better than yours! lol


Granted: But now your wife, your friends, all your family and everyone you know left you!

I wish I were a drag racer!

Granted: But you're on house arrest

I wish I had a million dollars

[Dave_O]

Originally Posted by tribone

Granted: You win the lottery. But its $10

I wish I could run faster

Granted: But the next day you get hit by a corvette and break your legs...

I wish I were more 'swole'

[derklug]

Originally Posted by tribone

Granted: But it only does once a year

I wish I was a better gamer

granted, but you only have a handheld solitaire game
I wish my kids would get full ride scholarships.

[lil_chef]

Originally Posted by Dave_O

Mine was better than yours! lol


Granted: But now your wife, your friends, all your family and everyone you know left you!

I wish I were a drag racer!

Granted but this genie took your words askew and turned you into a drag queen that enjoys watching nascar

i wish upon a little star

[tribone]

Originally Posted by lil_chef

Granted you go pro and never talk to females again and forever live in your parents basement.

i wish my job wasnt so awful

Granted: you lost your job (God forbid)

I wish I would've joined the Navy Seals when I had a chance

[Dave_O]

Originally Posted by tribone

Granted: But you're on house arrest

I wish I had a million dollars

Granted: but the IRS came and took it all because you obtained it illegally

I wish I didn't procrastinate soo much!

[tribone]

Originally Posted by derklug

granted, but you only have a handheld solitaire game
I wish my kids would get full ride scholarships.

Granted: But they threw the chance away gambling

I wish I could stop