[CamaroFemme]

Originally Posted by brandotron

I wish I was home from work.

Granted: You take half a vacation day and leave, and of course, immediately after, your boss comes in, having an Ebenezer Scrooge moment and gives every employee there $500.

[tribone]

Originally Posted by CamaroFemme

Granted: You take half a vacation day and leave, and of course, immediately after, your boss comes in, having an Ebenezer Scrooge moment and gives every employee there $500.

That actually happened to me in a similar scenario.... never asked to leave early again after that.

[tribone]

Originally Posted by lil_chef

Granted your willie grows a pair of eyes and becomes addicted to gay porn.

i wish i could eat as much as i want without getting fat

Granted: But you can never stop eating as nothing ever satisfies you.

I wish Santa Claus was real

[CJ Man]

Originally Posted by tribone

Granted: But you can never stop eating as nothing ever satisfies you.

I wish Santa Claus was real

Granted: While delivering your present that fat ass fell through your roof. You now have a big ass hole in your house. It starts to snow. Cost to fix is $10,000. Santa has no insurance.

I wish for brighter days!!!!

[coolman]

granted: now it's so bright everything looks white

I wish I were an oscar mayer wiener

[CJ Man]

Originally Posted by coolman

granted: now it's so bright everything looks white

I wish I were an oscar mayer wiener

Granted: No one eats you. You're not Kosher.

I wish i was a super hero

[tribone]

Originally Posted by coolman

granted: now it's so bright everything looks white

I wish I were an oscar mayer wiener

Granted: Roseanne forgot her toys and your the only thing she brought with her

I wish it snowed in Los Angeles.

[tribone]

Originally Posted by CJ Man

Granted: No one eats you. You're not Kosher.

I wish i was a super hero

Granted: your powers of xray are limited to your restroom

I wish i knew Saturdays winning numbers

[Hoddi]

I wish it snowed in Los Angeles.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but now it will not stop and you cannot drive your Camaro!

I so wish Santa was real.............

[Xmicro_SS]

Originally Posted by tribone

Granted: your powers of xray are limited to your restroom

I wish i knew Saturdays winning numbers

Granted: But you only bet a penny and the prize is $10

I wish I never had to work again!

[coolman]

Originally Posted by tribone

Granted: Roseanne forgot her toys and your the only thing she brought with her

I wish it snowed in Los Angeles.

Good one!

Granded : but the snow flakes weigh 100lbs a piece.

I wish I could take one step to anywhere in the world.

[lil_chef]

Originally Posted by CJ Man

Granted: While delivering your present that fat ass fell through your roof. You now have a big ass hole in your house. It starts to snow. Cost to fix is $10,000. Santa has no insurance.

I wish for brighter days!!!!

Granted you now have a 100000000 WATT security light forever shining directly into your bedroom

i wish scrubs wasnt ruined by a 9nth season

[Xmicro_SS]

Originally Posted by lil_chef

Granted you now have a 100000000 WATT security light forever shining directly into your bedroom

i wish scrubs wasnt ruined by a 9nth season

Granted but now the 10th season is even worse

I wish there were no politicians!

[tribone]

Originally Posted by coolman

Good one!

Granded : but the snow flakes weigh 100lbs a piece.

I wish I could take one step to anywhere in the world.

Granted: But your next step is down the Grand Canyon

I wish I had $10 so I can play on Saturday