You are browsing camaro6 
01-06-2011, 08:36 PM
|
#1 |
|
Commits weekly crime
|
The Sheer Nightgown
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks ( she's no dummy ), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.' She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!' He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.
__________________
2017 Camaro 1LT - Blue Barchetta IV
I fire up the willing engine, responding with a roar. Tires spitting gravel I commit my weekly crime.  |
|
|
|
01-06-2011, 08:38 PM
|
#2 |
|
knows 2 facts about ducks
Drives: ...and they're both wrong Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: The HMS Invincible
Posts: 25,072
|
Hahahaha
Too funny
__________________
 |
|
|
|
|
01-06-2011, 08:42 PM
|
#3 |
 
Drives: 2010 SVT Raptor/ 70 Chevelle SS 396 Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Albuquerque NM
Posts: 569
|
__________________
Rich
 |
|
|
|
|
01-06-2011, 09:23 PM
|
#4 |
|
The Krazzy bytch
Drives: Which car I have 9 vehicles? Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Yelm, wa, Hell if I think about it to much
Posts: 7,918
  |
that would be Dan's comment lol
|
|
|
|
|
01-06-2011, 09:53 PM
|
#5 |
|
el Ruco
Drives: 2010 Camaro SS (now runnin' TENS ) Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Fontana, CA
Posts: 7,388
|
Hmm, sounds like my mother-in-law, the old bag!
|
|
|
|
|
01-06-2011, 09:54 PM
|
#6 |
                 
|
__________________
Jannetty Racing JRE Street Package
 |
|
|
|
|
01-07-2011, 01:22 AM
|
#7 |
|
HWAY STR
Drives: 2010 RJT VIN#7085 & 2014 CRT C7 Join Date: May 2009
Location: New York
Posts: 13,118
|
__________________
~ HWAY STR ~
 |
|
|
|
|
01-07-2011, 02:12 AM
|
#8 |
|
SoCal Headturners
Drives: 2010 SGM Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Anaheim Hills, California
Posts: 5,788
|
|
|
|
|
|
01-07-2011, 05:50 AM
|
#9 |
|
Drives: 2SS RS M6 CGM/Black Rally Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Austin TX
Posts: 5,098
|
lol.. funny
__________________
~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
|
|
|
|
|
01-07-2011, 08:07 AM
|
#10 |
|
 
__________________
 Horse Power is where its at !!!!! |
|
|
|
|
01-07-2011, 09:58 AM
|
#11 |
|
__________________
Update...Build in process, Forged Rods, Pistons and rings, Johnson Lifters, NOVI1500 ECS SC, 13lb boost or more, LS3 Conversion 114/228/241 COMP CAM, Frostbite 4 row Aluminum radiator, 6L80 built, Circle D 6L80 PRO SERIES MULTI 258MM 2D, Stock 3.45 gears, 1-7/8 American Racing Headers w/HF cat, X-Pipe, Lingenfelter dual fuel pump, E-85 flex sensor, ATI super damper pulley, Ported TB, 160 therm, Trans cooler, Pedder's sways/end links/sub frame bushings, BMR trailing arms & toe rods, Coil overs. HP/TQ pending
 |
|
|
|
|
01-07-2011, 11:24 AM
|
#12 |
|
I am the internets.
|
__________________
 |
|
|
|
|
01-07-2011, 11:27 AM
|
#13 |
|
Bonfyre
Drives: C6, 2005 Corvette Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Mobile, AL
Posts: 2,845
|
__________________
 |
|
|
|
|
01-07-2011, 01:11 PM
|
#14 |
Drives: the 2nd amendment home Join Date: May 2008
Location: OK
Posts: 14,763
|
__________________
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
-- Benjamin Franklin lib·er·ty /ˈlibərdē/ noun 1. the state of being free within society from oppressive restrictions imposed by authority on one's way of life, behavior, or political views |
|
|
|
|
Post Reply
|
|
|
