[WheelmanSS]

I'm gonna lure a bunch of zombies to a broken down nuclear site. I will hand-to-hand fight the zombies until we plummet into some radioactive stew.

I will the arise from the radioactive slime with all zombie and human strengths with none of the weaknesses.

I will then slay all the zombies in the world and save humanity.

... Then I will enslave the human race and make all you bow before me.

The end