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Originally Posted by motorhead
We do that kind of thing all the time at work. Funny stuff right there.
Now my joke. Guy was telling me that his wife never does anything with him any more. He got an idea to take her fishing that weekend. So he got up that morning and said "Hey dear, I thought we would take the dog and go fishing today." She replied "I'm not going fish." He go so pissed that he said "I giving you two choices. Either go fishing or give me a BJ. Think about it while I go hook up the boat." He comes back inside and says "Well, what have you decided?" She replied "I guess number two because I'm not going fishing." So she starts on him and says "yuck!!" and starts to cough. She says "That's gross!" , and he says "Yeah, the dog didn't want to go either."
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Haha. Yeah, the jokes just kept rolling. At least it made it fun to be at work on a Saturday.