Wow a lot of people didn't read the OP or have zero sense of humor.
And there is a guy on TeamCamaro with a first gen that has TOWED TRUCKS with it. That said, I personally would never buy a car with a hitch of any kind on it. I have seen enough cars towing things they shouldn't, and this exists.
https://www.etrailer.com/Ball-Mounts...4aAq6vEALw_wcB
They have another one that says "tow up to 7500 pounds with your bike rack." That must be some bike rack.
There are enough idiots in the world you can't trust someone just used their bike rack for bikes.