Oh man, just got off the phone with my service adviser regarding my Camaro, which has been back at the dealership for the past week due to the window fogging + a number of other things they're correcting for me, and rushed to post an update on here.
So, they've been talking with GM directly and in their talks,
found that the Camaro is intentionally designed to always blow at least some air from the defrost vents.
Why, you may ask?
"Their (GM's) reasoning was for northern cars in the cold/wintertime, doing remote starts, keeping the frost off the windshields as much as possible."
Sooooooo basically, a big ol' "F*** YOU" to anyone living in moisture-laden, warm environments. I'm at a loss in regards to next steps.
^^ All of us southern Camaro owners on the left, GM on the right