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I talk to my car as I'm walking towards it, in it's end spot, as FAR away from any other car as possible. "OMG, you are SOOOO ****ing beautiful". "I love you." "Holy ****, you ARE one georgous beast." People look at me funny and I don't even care cause I get to get behind the wheel of the most awesome car EVER!!!
I park so far out that most times, I can't even see my car when I get to the door of whatever store I'm at. Printed out cards for dicks that park near me when there are literally HUNDREDS of other parking spots they could have taken. Makes me feel better to vent my anger with a "You park like an asshole" card.
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