[Spartan01]

So for those of you who don't know, the second "movie" was called I Want To Believe.
It was released upon the public in 2008, like a resurgence of the Bubonic Plague.
I would attempt to mathematically describe how truly awful this "movie" was, but numbers do not go that high.

Basically, there is this evil psychotic gay Russian doctor who is trying to keep his boyfriend alive by transplanting his head onto other people's bodies. He also has a 2 headed dog that he built because- reasons. Oh, and we also find out that Mulder and Scully did finally get together, but then split because their kid died or some such nonsense.
Have you veer seen Raiders of the Lost Ark?
Remember at the end when the Nazis open the ark?
That is what will happen to your brain if you watch this movie- just follow the advice of Dr. Jones, and keep your eyes shut, not matter what.