[Spartan01]

Originally Posted by Scalded Dog

I nominate Spartan01 for president. I would like to also propose some new rules: Priuses, CRVs, and PT Cruisers may never--- never, ever, EVER--- get into the left lane. Ever. No, seriously. They are remanded to the right lane, even the right shoulder, for some.

Any vehicle in the left lane--- regardless of speed--- who has (A) nobody in front of him, and (B) anybody behind them, is eligible for CTC (car to car) missile attack. Boom. Wreckage drifts to the side, problem solved. This would have a remarkable deterrent effect, so I don't think that more than a dozen cars ever would meet their demise in this fiery blaze of shame. The other pigheaded rolling road blockers would learn not to be pigheaded rolling road blockers.

Those who fail to pull into the middle of an intersection waiting to turn left on a green light, but instead choose to sit BEHIND the line, until the damn light cycles red again, and we're all still sitting there, are eligible for the "push" method of getting going. Multiple cycles of the light will make them eligible for the "ram" method.

Thank you thank you.
But I don't want to be president. The president has no real power, I was thinking more along the lines of Supreme Allied Commander and Absolute Monarch for Life..
Now, bow before me minions, mwahahaha