Heard this one at work the other day....
This guy whom had gotten fed up with the day to day life of living in the city decided it was time to finally live his dream, quit his job and buy a nice spread of land in Texas and retire. Well, he finds this beautiful stretch of land, no neighbors from what he can see, perfect view of the sunset at night...what he has always hoped it would be. Well, one evening he's sitting on his porch about to watch the sunset when a pickup comes barreling down his drive, kicking up a shitload of dust as it comes skidding to a halt. The guy driving jumps out and excitedly hollers "Howdy neighbor! I live just over yonder a few miles and wanted to come and welcome you to the area." "Having a party later on and thought I would come over and invite you to join on in, there's gonna be drinkin...there's gonna be eatin......there's gonna be fightin....and there's gonna be fuc$in....The new land owner says well hell yeah that sounds like an awesome time, you can count me in! What should I wear though? To which the neighbor replies...Oh it don't matter it's just gonna be you and me!...........
