Okay friends up north....
Enough of your cold air, it is YOURS, keep it up THERE where it belongs.
Maybe we need to build a HUGE wall so your nasty cold air stays up THERE!
I am sick and tired of snow, it is YOUR fault, and it is NOT nice.
While you are at it, keep your damned GEESE up there too, they are CANADA geese,
NOT AMERICAN geese. Therefore, they are illegal aliens!
Seriously, love you guys, but come on, enough is enough.
Jim