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Originally Posted by Scalded Dog

Yep, happened to me last weekend. Some woman assumed my name (Sandy), and created her own full identity, with a driver's license and credit cards. I discovered it when my card wouldn't work at the gas station. Dude cut it up right in front of me! Cops said that couldn't do anything about since she was in Florida, I was in Denver. So, I hopped a plane, and found her. What a mess! She was running from some other crooks she had ripped off. She crashed into my rental car with her Mini Cooper, but I still caught up to her. Dragged her back to Denver... what a crazy adventure THAT was. Got her back to the house, where my kids took a liking to her... dang it. Then, she confessed to everything! It was great... I got my job back, my money was refunded, and she got sentenced to ten years in the pokey. But, we're all great friends now. We visit her in prison all the time. Can't wait until she gets out!

Don't tell me the ending!!