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This week, Twisty and Lightning submitted entries for the"How Dumb is THIS?"Contest. Thanks to all for participating! The votes are tallied and the winner is.....


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We have a tie!!!! Both Jay's and Twisty's stories win this week's "How Dumb is THIS?" Contest. Each winner's prize is not one, but two (count 'em, two) "Seriously?!?!" Awards to be printed and handed out to people who so richly deserve them.

Congratulations Jay and Congratulations Twisty!!!***




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*** Disclaimer. Be sure to stand back and away from the recipients. The "How Dumb Is THIS" selection committee is not responsible for any damages or injuries.

Originally Posted by RubyCamaro
Good morning gang. That guy in the video needs a stupid sign tatooed on his forehead! Congrats Skipp! I'm ready for spring. It is supposed to warm up some here but I want more. I slept better last night. Have a good day everyone. BTW HAPPY HUMP DAY!

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Originally Posted by Mr Twisty

So, here it is, 3 in the morning. I live in the country on a state hwy. I hear a pickup idling to a stop just outside the house and the engine shuts off. I grab the .45 and look out the front glass, the same time some dude walks by the front porch and the motion lights come on. He immediately backs up into the shadows (mistake)..... I open the door and peek around the side of the house and there he is trying to hide in the shadows.

Understand, I have a loaded pistol aimed in the direction I'm looking, so safety comes off and I yell at him to get on the ground... no response (mistake). I tell him where he is and that I have a weapon aimed at his head and to GET ON THE GROUND! Down he goes.

He starts telling me who he is and he thought he was at his girlfriends house. Turns out he had a loaded pistol as well. I get his gun and I.D. he says he lives just outside of Ft. Sill, then tells me he lives on my highway 1/2 mile away. Story is full of holes. He's reeking of alcohol. I unloaded his pistol and let him talk, tells me he's Aaron Johnson and new to the area, but he got lost. I know he's full of shit but since I have his name and vehicle info I send him on his way.

Probably should have kept his pistol and let him come back for it tomorrow, just to see him in the day light. Still smells fishy. He don't realize how close he came to getting in a real live shootout at OK Corral

Originally Posted by lightning

Since I have a class tonight I'll post my story early. This is a true one...
There is a church building about 1/2 mile up the hill from me. On Tuesday nights about once a month the ladies auxillary has a meeting. One time they were having some dinner at their meeting. A few of the ladies didn't want to be leaving their purses at the dinner table so they put them in the cupboards in the kitchen area.
A guy sees the lights on and figures there are people there so he decides to see what he can find. He goes in, finds the kitchen. No one is in the kitchen at the moment so he starts to help himself to some of the food there. While he is eating is starts looking around and discovers a couple of the purses. About that time a couple of the ladies come into the kitchen. They start asking him who he is and what he is doing there. He starts backing towards the door.
Long story a bit shorter, he gets out the door and high-tails it. About that time the ladies discover that he has gone thru their purses and the wallets are missing. They call the cops. In the meantime they discover that he has left his backpack in the corner of the kitchen. In the backpack they find his discharge papers from prison - with his home address on the papers.
Here's yer sign dude. Don't let the other inmates steal it.

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Jeanette wins this week's prize for being the first person to call Happy Hump Day. Jeanette's prize is a "1-Week Long Get Out of Jail Free Card" in the event she meets up with while
Congrats Jeanette!!!




Happy Hump Day All!!

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