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Originally Posted by MisterCamaro69
Married guys, remember this.
If your wife makes you work in her garden, look around and ask..."Were's my hoe?"
Then look er in the eye and say, "There you are, go get me a rake."
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Here's a better one. My wife asked me for something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 real quick. I got her a bathroom scale, and that's when the fight started.