Before you read, please dont be upset, you might regard this as a v6 v8 thread.
Well I thought I'd share a "cool story bro" story.

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So I have this annoying co worker.
Well here's a bit of the back story.
She buys a red LT camaro and man she's happy about it. So a month later I'm finally ready to buy and purchase a red SS camaro. Man did that take the wind out of her sails. So she checks out my car and says "oh look at that little stock v8"
In my head, I'm like really, just because yours has a CAI, common.
But polite me just nods.
She then tells me with her chip that she thinks she has since her car is 2nd hand that its got about as much horse power as mine,
Again i just nod.
Days pass by and people at work talk about the two cars and of course I got the v8 so they say mine is cool and all. Realize I don't put her car down. I say its pretty quick and all that.
People at work must give her grief, because she takes it out on me.
She tells me I don't know how to drive my car for whatever reason, because I drive my car slow and she tells me she could take me in the top speed cause my engine is too heavy but I might be able to beat her off the line. I just nod.
Well finally me against her at the track. It was so nice to burn out my tires flying by her for the win. On the slow down, I gave her the good ole shooter mcgavin grin and gun.
So now at work, right when she starts with her talk, I just give her the shooter mcgavin grin and gun and walk away. She's a good sport about it now and just smiles.