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Senior Posting,,, I qualify so back off...
I know there are a couple of acronym threads out there already, but my wife and I got these from her mom, and I had to post them...
Senior citizen texting or posting codes...
ATD... at the doctors
BFF... best friends funeral
BTW... Bring the wheelchair
BYOT... bring your own teeth
CBM... covered by medicare
CUATSC... See you at the senior center
FWIW... Forgot where I was
FYI... Found your insulin
GGPBL... gotta go, pacemaker battery low
GHA... Got heartburn again
HGBM... Had good bowel movement
IMHO... Is my hearing aid on...
LMDO... laughing my dentures out...
LOL... Living on lipitor
LWO... Laurence Welk's on...
ROFL... CGU... rolling on floor laughing... can't get up
WAITT... Who am I talking to
WTP... Where's the prunes
WWNO... Walker wheels need oil
GGLKI... gotta go, laxative kicking in!!!
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If the car feels like it is on rails, you are probably driving too slow. -Ross Bentley
Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall.
Torque is how far you take the wall with you.
“If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.” Mario Andretti
If you can turn, you ain't going fast enough...
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