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Duuudes, y'all are acting cowardly. Wass up? You can't fess up 'cause your ego is too feeble to take a little laughter at its expense? Remember, if ya' can take a hit, it shows everyone you're a better man, or maybe a man who wants to be a woman, or a woman who wants to be a man, or a child... Hey, wait this is gettin' silly.
Jus' speak it truly, bros. Hell, to show y'all that I have put my mouth in the dirty places too, I'll restart.
When I was unmarried, back in the day, I fancied a girl who was ooh soo fine. She said that she dug me too. Well, while we were doin' the wild thing, she called me by another man's name, damnation! To heap salt inta' the wound, it was the name of a lifelong enemy of mine who had busted out one of my back teeth in a fight (one of many) that we had the month before!
Until this day, I have never revealed that he got me so good. At the time, I swallowed the bits of tooth so as not give him satisfaction of the damage he did me.
If you're readin' this now, Danny, you can have the last laugh; I'm over it...
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