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Originally Posted by helmincamaro

here's one of my favorites....



a woman is pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, the officer walks up to her and ask "do you know why I pulled you over?" The woman says "I know, you saw me driving by and wanted to invite me to the state trooper ball". He goes "Sorry mam, state troopers don't have balls........" He turns around and walks off

Hahahahahahahaha