Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.................
Ok. lol, I told my son that we have no family in Alabama so it could be weeks before anyone even knew he was missing, much less find his body if he told Bonnie.
I was on my way home from the office this afternoon and looked at my gas and thought, "What the hell", so I chanced it and got on the bridge here in Mobile. Made it to the other side and through the tunnel closely mointoring and assesing the situation. As I got through the tunnel I passed the first exit,,,,, then the second and all the way to about 5 miles from my normal filling station. I felt like Kramer in that one episode of Seinfeld.
Something told me I was at the end of the fumes so I finally picked what I thought was as far as I could go. Got to the light to turn left with the green aarow and.......... kaput.......... car died. About half mile from the station.
So I push the blue On-Star button and the nice lady comes on to tell me that my account is inactive....
but I just had them unlock my door a month or so ago...... She was really polite when she asked if I wanted to renew my account. All I heard was "Hey, dumbass, give me your money or your screwed." Well that conversation went nowhere fast so I hung up on her. (I'd have renewed my account and re-upped if it didn't take so Fing long) Of course sitting IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INTERSECTION tends to make one impatient. Fortunately I possitioned myself for eveyone else to be able to easily get around, but I was in a 'Fish Bowl' for ALL to see.
And so I call my son and tell him to come get me. Threaten that if he doesn't get there in 10 minutes I'd take his license and make him turn the keys to the Jeep in to me. (Then tell him to drive safely lol) Takes him 20 minutes which I guess was fine considering he stopped and got a can of gas.
YES, the worst part is the FU**ING smart ass Mustang who revved the SHIT out of his engine and laughed. (seriously, how did he know I didn't break an axle
) And all I could do is sit there and play Angry Birds and keep waving the people behind me around as the light turned green.
So laugh it up Chris...... I know I deserve it........
