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Originally Posted by remdds
Joke for humping day:
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... I don't get it
Good one LOL
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Originally Posted by lightning
Mine grew from nothing to 3/8" tall in two days and was quite painful. But it was at the root joint of my index finger. Doc said they mostly happen on the wrist.....
Not if somebody is watching!!!!!  |
I've had one for years on my wrist... WHACKED it on a table back in the day, now it comes back a little occasionally, a little pressure and it's gone.
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Originally Posted by Darth_Emma
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Just put the water hose on em' Emma, they'll quit
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Grandma and grandpa were rocking on the front porch. Out of the blue grandma SLAPS grandpa...
Him: "OWW! What you hit me for, woman?"
Her: "That was for fitty years of BAD SEX"
He thinks on that for a minute, then WHAM! ... Knocks grandma plumb out of her chair!
Her: "OUCH! @#$%! What was THAT for?"
Him: "That's fer knowin' the difference."
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