[aldaron327]

So there I was on Thursday in a commuter jet. This guy sits down next to me and about half way through the flight in the middle of the beverage service, this guy says, "I gotta go to the bathroom!" Of course, the flight attendant was just past our row and the lavatory was beyond her, so he was stuck. She finally pulled the cart forward and he got up to head out back to the lav. That's when it hit me.... it was the most caustic, vile fart I've ever smelled. I was trying to just breathe through my mouth to avoid the smell, but then I was tasting it. It was like a combo of fish heads, curry, baby crap, cat pee, and burnt rubber. I almost started gagging. To add insult to injury, every person within three rows of us thought it was me because he was back in the lavatory. I just started pointing to the seat next to me. It had finally dissipated by the time he came back, but OMG It was vile!!!