[Ivas]

My grandfather put his lacquered multiple section fly rod into a silken sack then sealed it in an airtight aluminum cylinder. Thirty years later, I came across it and opened it, holy shit, what a super foul odor. Since I was ten years old, I thought it would be funny to take the silken sack and insert it into my younger sister's pillow. She cried for nasal relief; I laughed.
The next night, while I slept, she pre-heated an electric light in her bedside lamp, then she pressed that hot bulb against my sleeping face until I woke screaming. Sibling rivalry has got nothing on sibling revenge.