[delius]

I do mean literally by the way

Ok...i pulled up to a 4 way intersection with a 4-way stop sign

There were two cars...one on my left and one on my right

Well...the right of way laws dictate the driver on my right to go before me...then me...but thats only if we all arrive at the stop at the same time...like i said...i had pulled up to the intersection after they did...so i was the last one to enter my path

But the guy on my left was convinced that i was supposed to go...so he yells at me "GO F*#(ing RETARD!!"...so i replied..."THE OTHER GUY HAS RIGHT OF WAY...RETARD"

Anyways...after this happens...the guy on my right finally goes...and i didnt feel like waiting for this guy to go...so i leave b4 he does.

So about a quarter mile down the road...he pulls up next to me at a stoplight and revs his big block motor 4.6L and tells me to "ROLL YOUR F#$@ING WINDOW DOWN"...so i do..and say...what you want?

He replies...You yankees can't seem to drive....and gets out and starts kickin my bumper...and again..we are at a stoplight and people are behind me waiting for the light to go green...

So i get out of the car and push him off my car and he stumbles backwards onto his car...i tell him to back off and stop...so i turn away thinkin the situation is over...but i hear him run up behind me and he clocks me right in the back of my head. So i turn around and the second i see his face lay two across his face.

Now this guy is dazed as hell...like the kinda daze where a mathematical equation equals letters in your mind....1+1=D...so this guy was basically out of it...so i have to pick this guy up off his ass and sit him in his car...i throw his feet in his car and close the door..get back in my car...(And cars had been honkin at me cuz the light had turned green) and i leave back to the hotel i was staying at.


And while i was typing this i finally realized why he called me a yank...i'm driving a rental with PA plates...dude...some people just suck...i hope he was drunk...cuz a sober guy acting like that is just rediculous.

But i have to say...i felt like shit after it happened...that was the first time i had beat a complete stranger. I now know why my father used to come home so depressed while a deputy sheriff in orange county

but he was drivin a mustang revvin up at a toyota yaris rental...lol some stang drivers.