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TSA Bumper Snickers
"Can't see London, Can't see France, Unless we see your underpants"
"Grope. Discounts available"
"If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first"
"Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady"
"Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy"
"Wanna Fly? Drop your fly"
"We've handled more balls than Barney Frank"
"We are now free to move about in your pants"
"We rub you the wrong way so you can be on your way"
"It's not a grope, it's a freedom pat"
"When it doubt, we make you whip it out"
"TSA: touchin', squeezin', arrestin'."
"You WERE a virgin"
"We handle more packages than the USPS"
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