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Control over wives...
Come on folks, 10 days since an update, that just not right...
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Three friends are down the bar. Bill and Joe are arguing about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third guy, John, says nothing.
After a while, Bill turns to John and says, "Well, what about you? What sort of control have you got?"
"I'll tell you," John replies. "Just the other night my wife came crawling to me on her hands and knees."
The other two were absolutely amazed. "What happened then?", Joe asked.
"She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man!!!".
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