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Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to
-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set
up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk
by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, "What
are you sellin' here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling a@@-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "Must be doing well... only
two left."
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