[Mark A Collier Sr]

Everyone is quick to scream RACIST!
This is a good example!!!!

A guy walks into a store and asks, 'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?'

The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'
...
The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you have asked me if I were Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you have asked me if I were German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you have asked me if I were Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a taco, would you have asked if I were Mexican?'

'If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you have asked if I were Irish?'

The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably not'.

Then, with deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, 'So why did you ask me if
I'm Polish when I asked for Polish sausage?'

The clerk replied, 'Because you're in Home Depot'