[myold88]

This guy picks up his usual car pool buddy and as they drive out of their neighborhood into town, out on the front lawn of a house they see two dogs doing it doggy style.
He askes his friend: Does your wife like to do it like that ?
The passenger replies: I wish, No way, Never. My wife is very conservative.
The driver says- My wife was the same way when we were first married, but I found if I give her a couple of martines she do whatever I want- Try it, it works for me.
The next morning he picks up his buddy and asked- How it go last night ?
His buddy replies: Fine but it took 4 martinies just to get her out on the front lawn !