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The Swimmer
*A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away.**
*She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other..'*
*He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'*
*So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort.*
*One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike
position, at which point he straightened out and cut the
water like a knife.*
*After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.*
*She said, 'That was incredible!'*
*He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.'*
*So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.*
*After seventy -five lengths she climbed out of the pool,
lay down on her towel and was hardly out of breath.*
*He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic
endurance swimmer?'*
*'No,' she said, 'I was a hooker in Pittsburgh and I worked
both sides of the River"
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