[wylde1]

haha these are great. I'll try to pick the cleanest ones I know.

A hunter is alone in the wilderness. he is creeping along in the woods when all of the sudden... THWACK a big hairy paw lands on his shoulder. He looks back to see a black bear standing there. The bear says, "hunter, you have 2 options, I can kill and eat you, or you can let me have my way with you and I'll let you go" The hunter thinks to himself "well I don't want to die, but I will come back in the woods to get my revenge." So he lets the bear have his way with him.

The next weekend the hunter is stalking this same bear. lurking through the woods trying to track him.... THWACK he feels the paw on his shoulder... turns around and it's the same bear! " you know the choices" he says... so the hunter lets the bear do his thing to him and plans to come back and kill the bear later.

The next weekend the hunder is out looking for the bear... and TWACK the big paw comes down again. and the bear says....


"You don't come out here for the hunting do you?"