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Old 06-24-2010, 04:28 AM   #20
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Not mine but from a readers digest many years ago...
Officer was debating heading back to the station. It had been a long hot day in the Florida sun working traffic and he wanted one last good ticket for the day...
Car goes flying by on the road in front of him...90 or so in a 55 zone
Lights, siren...
Walks up to find a, college age, very attractive female...

Officer..." I've been waiting all day for you."

Female... "I got here as fast as I could."

Officer laughing hysterically... " go on, but SLOW DOWN."
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