One time I went to Krisppie cream donuts and bought a full box of donuts.
As I was leaving the place I made an illegal left turn and a black and white pulled me over.
I grabbed the box of donuts and put it on my lap. When the officer came to my window he asked, "Do you know why I pulled you over"? I then grabbed the box of donuts and replied, "cus you can smell 'em?"
j/k