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abacojeff · 02-08-2010, 06:09 PM

Jeez... I tried so hard to hold off posting 'cause I was sure somebody was going to come up with the answer - but my eyes glazed over after page 7.

So, first let me say "Spoiler Alert!"

If you don't want to know the answer and you want to continue to read this thread in all it's glory... Just skip this post.

Otherwise:

The 2015 (intro mid-year 2014) Camaro SS will have a 7 cylinder, direct injection, bi-amplified turbo/supercharger, 6 valve per cylinder (GM was going with 5, but Audi and Yamaha had that covered) engine, that runs off of leftover pound puppies and kittens. To extend your driving range, there will be an optional attachment for infeed of miscellaneous roadkill less than 3 kg, this will be mandatory in W.VA to encourage people to use roadkill for fuel instead of food. At first animal rights groups will stage protests, but after a new development results in an increase of 5 miles per kitten (13 miles per puppy), public resistance will be overcome and the technology will prove to be successful... Besides saving $3.7MM per year in animal control cost.

02-08-2010, 06:09 PM	#234
abacojeff Drives: 2010 IBM SS/RS 6M, every other tues Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: So Cal Posts: 70	Jeez... I tried so hard to hold off posting 'cause I was sure somebody was going to come up with the answer - but my eyes glazed over after page 7. So, first let me say "Spoiler Alert!" If you don't want to know the answer and you want to continue to read this thread in all it's glory... Just skip this post. Otherwise: The 2015 (intro mid-year 2014) Camaro SS will have a 7 cylinder, direct injection, bi-amplified turbo/supercharger, 6 valve per cylinder (GM was going with 5, but Audi and Yamaha had that covered) engine, that runs off of leftover pound puppies and kittens. To extend your driving range, there will be an optional attachment for infeed of miscellaneous roadkill less than 3 kg, this will be mandatory in W.VA to encourage people to use roadkill for fuel instead of food. At first animal rights groups will stage protests, but after a new development results in an increase of 5 miles per kitten (13 miles per puppy), public resistance will be overcome and the technology will prove to be successful... Besides saving $3.7MM per year in animal control cost.