DEER CAMP
Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Frank's wife puts her foot down
and tells him he isn't going. Frank's friends are very upset that he can't
go, but what can they do?
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting
there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the
fire. "Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your
wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting
in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my
eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing
a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our
bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she
had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, so I did.
And then she said, "Do what ever you want." So, Here I am.
