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What famous document begins: "When in the course of human events..."?
A: The Declaration of Independence.
What current branch of the U.S. military was a corps of only 50 soldiers when World War I broke out?
A: The U.S. Air Force.
What game was created by French mathematician Blaise Pascal, which he discovered when doing experiments into perpetual motion?
A: Roulette.
Who said: "I'm the president of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli"?
A: George Bush.
What problem did Leonardo da Vinci, Winston Churchill, Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison and General George Patton have in common?
A: All were dyslexic.
What was the first living creature ever ejected from a supersonic aircraft?
A: A bear, in 1962. It was parachuted from 35,000 feet to a safe landing on earth.
What are the only two letters that are not on a telphone dial?
A: Q & Z
What was used to erase lead pencil markings before rubber erasers were invented?
A: Breadcrumbs
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