[Bonnie]

Originally Posted by Banshee

My opinion?

Guy is a great golfer, has lots of money, a hot wife and banging three chicks.

If I were Tiger Woods, would I give a rats ass about my opinion?

Tiger,

If you own a 2010 Camaro and happen to be reading this and ever need advice on how to avoid getting caught, I am available.

I also offer driving lessons...No, not the lessons for the long metal thingy and a leather grip. Your wife has that covered. You know the 4 wheels, seats and a round circle that moves where you point it.

I am also available for exotic vehicle maintenance, concierge, entourage, security or as a stand in for official functions.

I do not have experience or wardrobe, but trainable.

he's a douche bag and so are you. haha just saying