[Dave_O]

Originally Posted by Xanthos

We are building a religion,
We are building it bigger;
We are widening the corridors
And adding more lanes.

We are building a religion -
A limited edition;
We are now accepting callers
For these pendant keychains.

To resist it is useless...
It is useless to resist it.
His cigarette is burning,
But he never seems to ash.

He is grooming his poodle;
He is living comfort eagle;
You can meet at his location,
But you'd better come with cash.

Now, his hat is on backwards...
He can show you his tattoos...
He is in the music business,
He is calling you "DUDE!"

Now today is tomorrow,
And tomorrow today...
And yesterday is weaving in and out.

And the fluffy white lines
That the airplane leaves behind
Are drifting right in front
Of the waning of the moon.

He is handling the money;
He is serving the food;
He knows about your party,
He is calling you "DUDE!"

Now do you believe
In the one big sign;
The double-wide shine
On the bootheels of your prime.

Doesn't matter if you're skinny.
Doesn't matter if you're fat.
You can dress up like a sultan
In your onion-head hat.

We are building a religion -
We are making a brand.
We're the only ones to turn to
When your castles turn to sand.

Take a bite of this apple,
Mr. Corporate Events.
Take a walk through the jungle
Of cardboard shanties and tents.

Some people drink Pepsi.
Some people drink Coke.
The wacky morning DJ
Says democracy's a joke.

He says "now, do you believe
In the one big song?"
He's now accepting callers
Who would like to sing along.

He says "now, do you believe
In the one true edge..."
By fastening your safety belts
And stepping toward the ledge.

He is handling the money.
He is serving the food.
He is now accepting callers -
He is calling me "DUDE!"

Now do you believe
In the one big sign;
The double-wide shine
On the bootheels of your prime.

There's no need to ask directions
If you ever lose your mind.
We're behind you;
We're behind you;
And let us please remind you;
We can send a car to find you if you ever lose your way.

We are building a religion.

We are building it bigger.

We are building...

A religion...

A limited... edition...

We are now accepting callers,
For these beautiful...
Pendant Keychains.
- X

WHAT IS THIS!? A QVC commercial!?