So, I got a text from a friend yesterday afternoon.
A dealership near me had a car EXACTLY how I ordered mine.
2SS
1LE
Manual
Rapid Blue
Slicktop
I called, and it was available for sale, left work in minutes flat, made it to the dealership, took it for a test drive, agreed on MSRP, and bought it.
I got the whole story later, someone ordered it and was unable to pay for it when it arrived, and since it was a manual transmission car, no one wanted to buy it.
I genuinely can't believe my luck.