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I have this affliction where I'm driving down the
road and see a guy walking wearing a Ford t-shirt I
have to run him over. (walking for obvious reasons)
Try as I may, I just can't control it. One day, I
saw a guy walking down the road with a gas can. I
decided to stop and help him out by giving him a
ride to the next gas station. After he got in I
found out he was a preacher. A little while later
there it was, a guy wearing a Ford t-shirt. Now I'm
nervous. I can't let my affliction take over with a
preacher in the car. As we get closer I can't keep
the car from edging closer to the side of the road
so I just close my eyes. I hear a loud thump-thump
as which point I opened my eyes and asked the
preacher, "What happened? I didn't hit that poor guy
did I?" To which the preacher replied, "No, but you
got close enough that I got him with this gas can!"
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