Showing Visitor Messages 31 to 40 of 188
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08-14-2013 10:21 PM
SM0KE
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
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08-01-2013 07:32 AM
SM0KE
"I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one."
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07-14-2013 08:18 AM
SM0KE
"A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car."
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07-01-2013 06:53 AM
SM0KE
"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."
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06-14-2013 10:45 PM
SM0KE
Next time I'm on an elevator with four or more strangers, I'm going to turn around and say, "I'm sure you're wondering why I've gathered you all here."
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06-01-2013 12:08 AM
SM0KE
"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
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05-14-2013 12:10 AM
SM0KE
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those that matter don't mind and those that mind don't matter."
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05-01-2013 12:22 AM
SM0KE
"Solution to two of the world's problems:Feed the homeless to the hungry."
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04-14-2013 08:34 AM
SM0KE
"There is never enough time - unless you're serving it."
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04-09-2013 04:14 PM
zebra
so you still liking the new house? any crazy issues come up?
we thought about building but ended up finally finding one we like.