Showing Visitor Messages 11 to 20 of 46
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01-15-2013 12:40 AM
SM0KE
"Whatever you do in life, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood."
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01-01-2013 12:14 AM
SM0KE
"An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind."
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12-24-2012 08:03 PM
SM0KE
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12-15-2012 12:30 AM
SM0KE
"A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view."
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12-01-2012 12:19 AM
SM0KE
"Always tell the truth. You may make a hole in one when you're alone on the golf course someday."
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11-14-2012 10:59 PM
SM0KE
"Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it."
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11-01-2012 12:19 AM
SM0KE
"Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back."
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10-14-2012 12:33 PM
SM0KE
"When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football."
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10-02-2012 12:17 AM
SM0KE
"Stressed is desserts spelled backwards."
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09-14-2012 12:16 AM
SM0KE
"Many people use money they don't have, to buy stuff they don't need, to impress people they don't like."