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[ZED SLED]

OP, just keep tabs on this guy. 6 months from now when it's all died down, mask up, catch him in a dark alley and beat the crap out of him. Then 6 months later, do it again. You could amuse yourself with this for years.
Sort of like this guy. Long read but hilarious

For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day when you
just need to take it out on someone!!! Don't take that bad day
out on someone you know, take it out on someone you DON'T know!!!
Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone
call I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man
answered nicely saying,"Hello?"
I politely said, "This is Patrick Hanifin and could I please speak to Robin Carter?"
Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me! I couldn't believe that
anyone could be that rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number
and called her. She had transposed the last two digits incorrectly.
After I hung up with Robin, I spotted the wrong number still lying
there on my desk. I decided to call it again. When the same person
once more answered, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up.
Next to his phone number I wrote the word "asshole," and put it in
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills, or had a really bad
day, I'd call him up. He'd answer, and I'd yell, "You're an
asshole!" It would always cheer me up.
Later in the year the Phone Company introduced caller ID. This was
a real disappointment for me, I would have to stop calling the asshole.
Then one day I had an idea. I dialed his number, then heard his
voice, "Hello." I made up a name. "Hi. This is the sales office of the telephone
company and I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with our
caller ID program?" He went, "No!" and slammed the phone down.
I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"
The reason I took the time to tell you this story, is to show you
how if there's ever anything really bothering you, you can do
something about it. Just dial 823-4863.
Next, the old lady at the mall really took her time pulling out of the
parking space. I didn't think she was ever going to leave.
Finally, her car began to move and she started to very slowly back
out of the slot. I backed up a little more to give her plenty of
room to pull out. Great, I thought, she's finally leaving.
All of a sudden this black Camaro comes flying up the parking isle
in the wrong direction and pulls into her space.
I started honking my horn and yelling, "You can't just do that,
Buddy. I was here first!" The guy climbed out of his Camaro completely
ignoring me. He walked toward the mall as if he didn't even hear me.
I thought to myself, this guy's an asshole, here sure a lot of
assholes in this world.
I noticed he had a "For Sale" sign in the back window of his car.
I wrote down the number. Then I hunted for another place to park.
A couple of days later, I'm at home sitting at my desk. I had just
gotten off the phone after calling 823-4863 and yelling, "You're
an asshole!" (It's really easy to call him now since I have his number on speed dial.)
I noticed the phone number of the guy with the black Camaro lying on
my desk and thought I'd better call this guy, too.
After a couple rings someone answered the phone and said, "Hello."
I said, "Is this the man with the black Camaro for sale?"
"Yes, it is." "Can you tell me where I can see it?"
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th street. It's a yellow house and the
car's parked right out front."
I said, "What's your name?"
My name is Don Hansen."
"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
"I'm home in the evenings."
"Listen Don, can I tell you something?"
"Yes,"
"Don, you're an asshole!" And I slammed the phone down.
After I hung up I added Don Hansen's number to my speed dialer.
For a while things seemed to be going better for me. Now when I had
a problem I had two assholes to call. Then, after several months of
calling the assholes and hanging up on them, it just wasn't as
enjoyable as it used to be.
I gave the problem some serious thought and came up with a solution:
>First, I had my phone dial asshole #1.
A man answered nicely saying, "Hello."
I yelled "You're an asshole!", but I didn't hang up.
> >The asshole said, "Are you still there?"
I said, "Yeah."
He said, "Stop calling me."
I said, "No."
He said, "What's your name, Pal?"
I said, "Don Hansen."
He said "Where do you live?" "1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow
house and my black Camaro's parked out front."
"I'm coming over right now, Don. You'd better start saying your
prayers."
"Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole!" and I hung up.
Then I called asshole #2.
He answered, "Hello."
I said, "Hello, asshole!"
He said, "If I ever find out who you are..."
"You'll what?"
"I'll kick your butt."
"Well, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now, asshole!"
And I hung up.\
Then I picked up the phone and called the police. I told them I
was at 1802 West 34th Street and that I was going to kill my gay
lover as soon as he got home.
Another quick call to Channel 13 about the gang war going on down W. 34th Street.
After that I climbed into my car and headed over to 34th Street to
watch the whole thing. Glorious!
Watching two assholes kicking the crap out of each other in front
of 6 squad cars and a police helicopter was one of the greatest
experiences of my life!

[Rainbow1616]

Violence is never the answer. Grow up

[sherob]

ZED SLED for the post of the day!

[rontammy0]

Originally Posted by ZED SLED

OP, just keep tabs on this guy. 6 months from now when it's all died down, mask up, catch him in a dark alley and beat the crap out of him. Then 6 months later, do it again. You could amuse yourself with this for years.
Sort of like this guy. Long read but hilarious

Kinda reminds me of this......awesome vid lol


One more..come get some lol.

[SquawkVFR]

Originally Posted by sherob

ZED SLED for the post of the day!

It made made my day.

[DvKillar]

Zed for the win! High Mag, you are privy to that guys info. let it settle down, then give him a call! and *67 first!

[Scalded Dog]

Originally Posted by ZED SLED

OP, just keep tabs on this guy. 6 months from now when it's all died down, mask up, catch him in a dark alley and beat the crap out of him. Then 6 months later, do it again. You could amuse yourself with this for years.
Sort of like this guy. Long read but hilarious

I got my own revenge a few years ago... I had a guy respond to an ad on Craigslist, something I was selling. We struck a deal, I declined all subsequent offers, and seriously rearranged my schedule in order for this guy to come over and make the purchase. He even called to say he was "on the way..." but that was the last I ever heard of him.


I created a fake email address... I then placed an ad on Craiglist, with a stock photo of some nice, but dusty, Chevelle SS. I mentioned how "it just doesn't start, but some guy told me it must be the battery." However, since I don't know anything about installing a battery, I just wanted to get rid of this old car that my dad had left in the garage when he passed. If anybody wanted to offer $700, I'd take it.

I mentioned that I work days... so please call ONLY after 10PM.

I left his phone number, and linked the ad to my fake email address (which I could log into).

Wow... the first day, there must have been 300 emails. The first hundred or so, from random people, were emails letting me know that I must have put the wrong number, because the guy they talked to didn't know anything about the car. The next hundred or so emails said that they've been TRYING to call, but nobody answers.

The best part was, the last few hundred emails, over the next few days, indicated that OBVIOUSLY the number I had posted was incorrect, since the number they had called was disconnected. I tried the number: Sure enough, disconnected.

Yippee Ki Yeah, motha fungus!

[JLSuperfly]

Originally Posted by Scalded Dog

I got my own revenge a few years ago... I had a guy respond to an ad on Craigslist, something I was selling. We struck a deal, I declined all subsequent offers, and seriously rearranged my schedule in order for this guy to come over and make the purchase. He even called to say he was "on the way..." but that was the last I ever heard of him.


I created a fake email address... I then placed an ad on Craiglist, with a stock photo of some nice, but dusty, Chevelle SS. I mentioned how "it just doesn't start, but some guy told me it must be the battery." However, since I don't know anything about installing a battery, I just wanted to get rid of this old car that my dad had left in the garage when he passed. If anybody wanted to offer $700, I'd take it.

I mentioned that I work days... so please call ONLY after 10PM.

I left his phone number, and linked the ad to my fake email address (which I could log into).

Wow... the first day, there must have been 300 emails. The first hundred or so, from random people, were emails letting me know that I must have put the wrong number, because the guy they talked to didn't know anything about the car. The next hundred or so emails said that they've been TRYING to call, but nobody answers.

The best part was, the last few hundred emails, over the next few days, indicated that OBVIOUSLY the number I had posted was incorrect, since the number they had called was disconnected. I tried the number: Sure enough, disconnected.

Yippee Ki Yeah, motha fungus!

Good idea. If I were need to get back someone, I'll post their info in Craigslist Men Seeking Men.

[Stewart]

Originally Posted by rontammy0

Kinda reminds me of this......awesome vid lol

https://youtu.be/hDW62X6Gzu4

One more..come get some lol.
https://youtu.be/DuTPOHSeWFk

Rontammy you never let me down, Thank you for making me laugh once again

[rontammy0]

Originally Posted by Stewart

Rontammy you never let me down, Thank you for making me laugh once again

hahahaha....theres a vid for every occasion.

[rontammy0]

Originally Posted by Stewart

Rontammy you never let me down, Thank you for making me laugh once again

What you think im funny? Funny how......

[sherob]

Originally Posted by rontammy0

What you think im funny? Funny how......

[JLSuperfly]

Originally Posted by Stewart

Rontammy you never let me down, Thank you for making me laugh once again

I just watched the videos. Don't watch it work. I could barely contain myself from laughing out loud.

[splashlog48]

Originally Posted by Rainbow1616

Violence is never the answer. Grow up

We didn't hear the other guys side of the story either.