To answer some questions:
- Yes I hand washed it with wet wipes
- No I do not know what kind of sh!t that is on your boot nor am I an expert but I have driven and stepped in alot of questionable creamy substances ( lots of great stories)
- No I did not see it come out of a horses ass, and I highly dought we had a polar bear in the heart of a busy city.
I'm glad you guys find this amusing.